Nobody wants to be a loser. With this revolutionary new handbook,
readers will learn how to win at literally everything*—even things
that aren't contests, and that you can't or shouldn't try to win
at, such as dreaming, apologizing, and talking on the phone with
your mom. Crucial illustrated advice and instruction guides
would-be winners through activities including bird-watching (start
by spotting common species like pigeons, or dogs), job... more...